was gossiping wid mummy bout boys. alot of agreements we had. but i love tis most.
mum: he;s ugli. me: totally. mum: look at his ear. its kol da rabbit ear.super weird (recently mum;s been v facinated wid ears esp da-v-famous-guy-in-da-news). me: mummy, u haf sth against ppl's ear is it.? mum: its true wad, next time u dun bring home any bf wid tis type of ear home. me: thanks fo da new spects mum, i wun. mum: good. eh. da mouth seneng one. me: is it?! mum: look!! me: ok.. tis is double gross. [leaving to go back to revision] mum: rem ah girl! next time if u bring tis type of freak home, i seriously am bringin u fo lasik.